"We Could Have Named The Song After A Part Of The Chorus But Fuck That" by Panic! at the Disco
I want Elsa to have a suitor, and she’s totally not interested or maybe she doesn’t notice he is totally in love with her. And he’s constantly saying flirtatious things and one day he goes: “You don’t understand, I like you.. there’s no one ‘elsa’.” And he would nudge her and wink and Elsa would stare at him like this..
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
I love how they all just accepted and loved on Bruce in this film. He needed them so badly.
dorks who think they are cool
"Stop bullying people for their gender identity!" Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.
Stfu cis people
I’m a trans man. Joke’s on you.
BREAKING NEWS: disagreeing with someone on tumblr now makes you cis!
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”